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If/when I become a dad, I want to be cooler than the other side of the pillow.

I just found a site with pictures of fathers and their children.  Here are some of my favorites.

OKAY I AM GETTING UP

beforeisleep:

AND GOING TO THE LIBRARY TO DO PRODUCTIVE THINGS THAT DON’T INVOLVE SITTING IN MY BED.

guhhhh. i don’t want to, but i should.

I wish I had your motivation.

Lightsabers Make Everything Cooler

Lightsabers Make Everything Cooler

moviestuff:

stevewhitaker:

So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando.  Leia’s there, and lookin’ good.  Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.
But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.
Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.
What does Han do?
He starts shooting at the motherfucker.
He starts shooting.
Be like Han.

moviestuff:

stevewhitaker:

So Han’s walking down the halls of Bespin with his old friend Lando.  Leia’s there, and lookin’ good.  Han thinks he’s off to dinner - maybe some wine, a little flirting, and then back to the ol’ guest quarters with Her Hotness.

But the door opens, and there’s Darth Vader.

Han doesn’t look incredulously at Lando; he doesn’t duck or run away.

What does Han do?

He starts shooting at the motherfucker.

He starts shooting.

Be like Han.